every cigarette is grossing out your tech support

“…Brown dust is rust, right?”

It’s a stupid question. We both know it’s not rust. It’s barely even red. My boss, however, does know what it is.

“What? No. That’s nicotine. Someone’s a heavy smoker!”
“It’s [customer]’s.”
“Ah yes. Nobody likes fixing her computer.”
“Ew.”

After-sales support is a noble thing…

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